Full Metal Alchemist manga 95 breakdown + FMA manga 95 discussion + Three times more demotivational posters

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It is time for one of the most awesome, metal bending, flame burning, shirt ripping manga to join the I are awesomeness lineup. It is time for the…

Full Metal Alchemist breakdown: chapter 95 beyond the flame.

Full Metal Alchemist breakdown: chapter 95 beyond the flame.

Ok, so I will start off with a short special explanation of the Full Metal Alchemist manga.  The old anime and the current manga are very different, so if you try to read the manga with knowledge based off of the anime, you will be lost.   The new Full Metal Alchemist (the dark brotherhood) anime that is currently running is going to follow the manga storyline, so if you don’t want to spoil the new anime don’t read my breakdown on the manga.  With all that said, let’s get into the breakdown, shall we?roy v ed

In the last chapter, Envy reveled to Mustang that he/she/it was the one who killed Hughes.  Mustang burned Envy back down to it’s ugly evil tadpole looking state…I think he was just hungry and wanted some fried frog, but Edward seemed to think Mustang was going down the evil path of revenge.  This chapter starts with Mustang ready to burn the crap out of what’s left of Envy, but Edward has envy grasped in his hand tighter than when he grasps himself on a lonely Saturday night…BURN! Hell yeah!…You know that was funny! *chirp, chirp, chirp*…  Well, anyway, the start of this chapter was taken out of every generic revenge manga ever made.  Edward, Scar and Hawkeye gave Mustang the classic “don’t become a monster, revenge will consume you” speech.Bitch SlapThey wore Mustang down until he finally gave up on his revenge.  Envy then started an “I hate humans” rant, trying to put them all down and get them to fight amongst themselves.  Edward finally points out the obvious: that Envy is Envious of humans. *shock* Surely someone named ENVY couldn’t be Envious. I think the next part is best explained by a demotivational poster.SuicideSo, Envy finally meet his/her/it’s demise by way of suicide…and I was hoping to see Mustang chewing on some roasted tadpole.    But we now move on to bigger, better, and much more sexy and muscular things…presenting GENERAL ARMSTRONG! (and his dominatrix sister)

She is just a bundle of hope and joy.

She is just a bundle of hope and joy.

We get back to some good old action with the Armstrong siblings fighting the homunculus Sloth.  The battle between the Armstrong’s and Sloth got a little complex after the mindless dolls or zombies joined the fray.  The good looking Armstrong sister, along with the soldiers, started to fight the Zombies while the even better looking Armstrong brother used his sexy shirtless body to take down the Sloth.  The battle between Armstrong and the Sloth was a battle of the man muscles.   Armstrong was receiving what his *cough “bitch”* sister called love taps to the face and could not block due to his dislocated shoulder.  So, Armstrong came up with the plan of using his raw sexiness to incite Sloth to rub his shoulder and make it all better.

I wonder how much a happy ending will cost?

I wonder how much a happy ending will cost?

But, Sloth took it a little far and didn’t yell, “surprise!”

See what happens if you don't yell SURPRISE!

See what happens if you don't yell SURPRISE!

But now that Armstrong was back to his old self, he used his long spikes of justice to teach Sloth a lesson.

This is the power of a handlebar mustache.

This is the power of a handlebar mustache.

Now the manga cuts to the guy in command, who orders the artillery to kill innocent civilians in an attempt to stop the main gate from falling. Then, out of nowhere, Mr. I have a chainsaw for a arm gives the evil bastard who ordered the attack a little talk to the hand action.

Damn, they just put chainsaws on everything now.  Let us just hope he don't hove one in that special place.

Damn, they just put chainsaws on everything now. Let us just hope he don't have one in that special place.

Now for the surprise: Izumi pops in to dig a tunnel all the way to the residential district. I love it when a manga has female characters that are just as competent, if not more competent, than male characters *glares at Naruto manga*

Holy shit, she looks crazy. This is one women who won't get stabbed by an EMO in a weelchair.

Holy shit, she looks crazy. This is one women who won't get stabbed by an EMO in a weelchair.

Time for my official demotivational poster for this breakdown.armstrong

Ok, I know this has nothing to do with this issue of the manga, but I want to know what you people think of Van Hohenheim (Ed and Al’s dad). Do you think he is a genuine good guy, or is he just looking for a way to die?

Untill next month,

Scorpion Legacy

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~ by サソリの遺産 Scorpion Legacy on May 15, 2009.

16 Responses to “Full Metal Alchemist manga 95 breakdown + FMA manga 95 discussion + Three times more demotivational posters”

  1. first.. nice..

  2. *edit* you beat to first in my own post…*sigh*

  3. lol… sorry… to make u feel beter i dont comment allot and this is my first first… anyways nice breakdown

  4. ummm… i found this breakdown pretty good.. loved the coments u made… i think that their dad is the human side of the “father”… but he wont be the one to destroy him… i really dont like him but i have to say that he isnt a bad guy…

  5. @dabisan…Thanks. I don’t know why but I think Hohenheim want’s to kill himself…I am still trying to figure out if he wants to save the country or not.

  6. he does kinda have a i dont care about wat happens to me attitude.. and as it seems he really only cares aobut his sons.. maybe he’ll end up dying and saving them in some way… cant see him as the savior of the world… he might give u the impresion that he wants to die cause he is pretty only and has seen allot of people die… takes the will to live out of anyone…

  7. Even though I can’t read it because I’m watching the new episodes I would like to say great job Scorpion. The Demotivational Posters were funny if that counts for anything. 😉

  8. Xth. This was great! I haven’t read the manga but I do keep up with brief summaries. The orginal anime was awesome and the newer anime seems even better. Plus this breakdown was more lax than the other woot!!! Please do more.

  9. dont like the new anime as much as the old one.. everything seems to be moving too fast… but it is more allong the lines of the manga…-_-

  10. Yay FMA….and poor Envy
    I wonder when the anime will catch up to the manga….

  11. in a long long time.. anime is like in episode 7 manga is in like 96..

  12. Yeah but since the manga is only once a month it will catch up quicker then Bleach or Naruto. Who knows it may end before the anime catches up.

  13. HAPPY ENDING FTW…. and for 25 dorrars Joe!

    Great breakdown!

  14. Hey great breakdown. WOOT Isumi is back!!!! Always FTW when she is around. Wonder who she’ll baptize this time *looks around*. Someone should make a motivation poster with general armstrong saying “Manhandled: not bad when its someone like her”….

  15. Nice breakdown
    I think hoenheim is a genuine good guy, But he honestly is ready to die. I think hes tied to the bizarro hoeheim in a way thats gonna make it so if one dies the other does too. and ed and al will have to sacrifice their dad to kill the bad guy.

  16. All this in one chapter?
    I have GOT to start reading this – screw being outside this summer, I’m starting FMA.

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