Naruto Manga 436 Peace is out!!! + discussion + Manga 435 discussion and Breakdown
Click the translation link above to read the new manga! 436 is out!!! Click HERE to read the break down!
-Breakdown of Naruto Manga 435 is below-
This weeks issue started off very strangely. Partially because it was a low res scan but mainly because of the translation that was provided for us this week by Mee-to-Ichi rather than the usual Sleepy Fans. I’m sure an update of Naruto is sure to come out from Sleepy Fans since they have already released their version of the new Bleach manga, but until then this is all we have to go off and I’m very appreciative of Mee-to-Ichi to have done it for us. One thing I’m curious to see is if the translation stays the same on the first line. He murdered Jiraiya (check) Destroyed the village (check) but did he steal Kakashi?! WTF?!
If that line stands then it scares the shit out of me because it makes it sound like Kakashi may be used as the next body. I’ve said from the beginning that Kakashi is not dead, or at the very least will be coming back, but this line may throw some water on that creepy dead guy camp fire if it is truly what it says. I haven’t seen the raw yet so if someone has a link to the raw, please put it in the comments section. Even though this statement may change (and if it does don’t go to the comment section saying, “Hey retard, that’s not what it says!” I know that it may change with a different scanlation!) but we can still speculate on whether or not Pain will use Kakashi as a new body of Pain…
Crikeycross (I would have put your icon here but you don’t have one) has to be given credit for laying it down this last week in the comment section exactly how it was going to go down. Many of us thought it was a possibility but he/she threw it out there and I have to give him/her props for it.
This could have went down a number of ways, including draining Naruto of all his natural energy and chakra only to unleash the 9 tails, but instead we got to see a pretty good kill scene reminiscent of Terminator 2. I know we’ve talked about this before, but these guys just keep coming back like Jason in Friday the 13th (appropriate reference considering the date). In last week’s breakdown, I showed the remaining bodies of Pain and their official pwn face, but while some people were rendered retarded (Naraka), some had little to no body left (Human), some have now been turned into armless stone frog statues, and Animal realm seemed just down for a peaceful nap. Do you think there is any chance that she pops up for one last hurra in a couple issues?
Pa frog was supposed to be working on some great Genjutsu to help out Naruto and he was finally ready to spring into action when he got sucked in by Banshou Tenin technique. Naruto tries to do the slow motion dive to save him but fails horribly. You know what I’m talking about… like in the movies when someone is about to get shot and the hero jumps but it’s in slow motion and you can hear him yell Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! in a funny slow motion voice. Love that stuff. Pa Frog has got too much talent to be the victim of a slow-mo scene, right?
Gaaaaaaah! I guess not… Pa Frog gets impaled Vorhees style by Jason’s uhhhhh…. Pain’s machete. You would think with that much build up Pa Frog would have had plenty of time to amass a respectable amount of power and a decent plan, but things don’t always work out as planned and sometimes you become a shishkabob. You know the old saying, Live by the Sage technique…. die by the Sage … Pain machete? That doesn’t make sense… How about…. Might as well Frog rock out with your Frog c**k out… That hardly seems appropriate either… I quit. So is this the end of the road for Pa Frog?
Like I was saying before, now it’s Pain’s turn. I may have been off by an issue but I knew this streak of Naruto dominance couldn’t last forever. Last week we saw the full Nelson and a threat of a metal chair being crushed on top of Naruto’s head… This week we get the choke slam (nods @ Rockleex)… so much for nin technique.
Ahhhh the good old religiously insensitive remarks, gotta love em. I saw this and thought of the people that got their panties in bunch over whether or not Naruto is a parable or not… this just throws fuel on the fire. If they give Naruto a crown of thorns I’m calling Mel Gibson to see if he wants to come over and read Naruto with me and the Swazye from now on. We’ll rename it the Passion of the Sage. If anyone knows the Bible really well and wants to do a post on whether or not Naruto is a parable then feel free to give it a shot… Jeremiah@iareawesomeness.com. I can already imagine the insane arguments that will take place in that thread… @_@ It’s making me uncomfortable already…
So after a bagillion (yes that’s a number) issues the so called “intelligence” sector of Konoha may or may not have come up with a plan. With the teaser lines reading “What will Pain tell Naruto?” and “Peace” I’m just going to put two and two together and assume that Pain is going to tell Naruto about Peace. I’m sure it will be a flashback to when they were younger and it will tell the story of how everything went wrong after Jiraiya left and how they only wanted Peace. I’m sure it will be a good read and I’m sure that we’ll feel bad for him at the end and I’m sure Konoha intelligence will use the dead Pain bodies’ chakra receivers to track down Pain’s location while Naruto has Pain Monologuing (Nods at Erosennin) as any good hero does when in a bind. I seem to be sure about a lot of stuff. Let’s all discuss why I’m wrong in the comments section this week 😉
P.S. Even Naruto loves awesomeness! Check this short clip out. Thanks to Elfarren for finding it and Ibi for clipping it. I still have NO clue what awesomeness he’s bringing to the table with that motion… looks like Hentai LMAO!