Chapter 2: A Natural Obsession

Sakura could admit it to herself, as she wandered toward Tsunade’s office, she had a thing for bad boys, for danger. It tore her apart to look at him, and she couldn’t figure out if that twitch in her head came from thinking his was such a jerk sometimes or feeling disloyal to Sasuke.

Ha! Like anything but friendship had ever been between them, but Sasuke had been dangerous, too, and her knees had been weak from the first dark, condescending look.

Even Sai, void of personality, made her look twice—maybe only because he had no personality or conscience. Something about that made him dangerous, too.

And Lee, there was a time when she had thought him a little dangerous, too.

It wasn’t like she’d never had a crush on anyone, but the pattern rattled across her thoughts like some kind of…of addiction.

Naruto was a friend, an unbearable, immature, clueless friend. That’s all. So why the strange obsession with his training? With the way his muscles flexed under his clothes? Beads of crystal sweat that dropped off his face and only made her think of him moving above her, weight pressing down on her…

Oh, this wasn’t a good train of thought. She stopped at the window near the Hokage’s office and forced herself to stop, forced herself to concentrate on the glitter of sunshine on the village spread at her feet. The back of her hand pressed into her cheek, measuring the heat and hoping it couldn’t be seen.

This addiction hadn’t even surfaced until she had seen the fox…until he had hurt her. Was it pain she was after? No, the attraction pulled her toward power; power and danger sucked at her, like iron to magnet.

She shook her head against silly thoughts and watched a pair of sparrows flit across the sky, tumbling and spinning with each other before lighting in the eaves above her head. No, the need was simply part of growing up, Tsunade had explained it to her—not in such personal terms, but the understanding of such things was part of her education.

The drive was natural; it would become more overwhelming as she matured. This was perfectly normal and Naruto was just a convenient outlet. That’s all.

Her breath caught as Tsunade’s voice sharpened and rose, clearly audible through the closed door. “I said no! You have no business telling me what my apprentice needs!  I’m in charge of her training, not you.”

Apprentice? Someone was talking about her, telling her Shishou how to train her. Who would…?

“Yeah, you’d better run…and stay out! Genjutsu my butt. What an idiot.”

The door hadn’t opened, that meant Kakashi or Jiraiya—the only ones to make regular use of the Hokage’s window as a door. Given that whoever it was had run away, and given that she had just run into Kakashi, that meant…

Fury welled up inside her, until she felt she could bellow just as loud as Shishou. What right did he have to interfere and make demands?

She drug her hands over the smooth, durable material of her skirt, straightening it and flicking her thoughts aside. Kakashi wasn’t about to get involved in her physical needs; she’d just have to find a way to scratch that itch with someone who…didn’t feed that little bad boy addiction she’d been harboring. Someone uncomplicated and…easy. Itch scratched, no distractions.

Tsunade commanded her to enter when she called, and the blazing look from her master made her face hot, brittle determination melting away—sugar crystals in hot water.

Shishou averted her eyes, and then fixed her with a sweet smile that shook her to her boots. “How was lunch, Sakura? Get a little fix of ramen?”

Now why should her choice of lunch make her stammer and stutter? “I…uh…Shishou. You asked me to…uh…are you angry with me?” Inner Sakura seethed, I got a taste, but next time…hell yeah!

Tsunade exhaled long and loud, staring up at the ceiling. “No, Sakura. I’m not. I sent you to find out how Naruto’s training was going. I…should be thanking you.” The woman looked at her appraisingly, her eyes more sincere now, and certainly less frightening now the anger had flushed away. She took another deep breath and let it out. “What did you find out?”

But Sakura still whirled in her own feelings, and couldn’t help striking back just a little. “Kakashi was just here, wasn’t he? Why not ask h…”

“What did you just say?”

“Sorry, Shishou.” She smiled, raging inside. “I guess I lost my head. He seems…discouraged. Didn’t want to talk about it, and you know Naruto. If he was having any success he’d have been bragging about it the whole time.”

The Hokage nodded and turned back to the overload of papers on her desk. She shuffled a set, the rasp announcing to Sakura that she was dismissed. As she turned to the door, though, Tsunade stopped her.



“Have you been getting enough sleep lately?”

Confusion tumbled up her words. “Shishou? Uh, I think so, why?”

“Just wondering why you fell asleep in your lunch.” Tsunade’s eyebrow rose, demanding explanation.

Sakura’s throat closed, pounding along with her heart. “I didn’t…it was just a daydream…”

“Really? What about?” The feigned innocence in her brown eyes choked Sakura again.

She cleared her throat. It was a natural part of growing up, after all. She couldn’t stop the burning in her cheeks, but she could answer plainly. “Kissing.”

Tsunade’s curious expression didn’t change. “Kissing.”

“Yes, Shishou.” She lifted her chin and tried to look matter of fact, humiliation boiling out of every pore. Oh, every time she thought she had gotten through the part of her relationship with Tsunade-sama where she just wanted to die…some new whirlpool drug her into unplumbed depths of terror. Her knees knocked; she just knew it.

“I see.” The Hokage broke the gaze and shuffled the papers again; Sakura turned to focus on the beautiful door that signified escape. “Sakura.”

What now?! “Hn?” More? There was going to be more?

“Shizune is about to give an initial prenatal…I want you to relieve her.”

“Prenatal?” She didn’t know any kunoichi were pregnant, and that is the only reason Shizune would be doing the exam. Such things were need to know only—until it became obvious. Who was it? The list of possibilities ran through her mind, and she shuddered when she got to her own age group.

Tsunade nodded. “It’s Kurenai.”

“But…” Kurenai? She had been high on the list, but disregarded as she and Asuma—well, maybe it was more obvious than she’d thought.

But still, Kurenai?

Was Tsunade siding with Kakashi now? What did that mean? And why did she feel betrayed? It was a medical exam, not a training session.

“She’s down there now; if you stand here stammering and arguing you’re going to fail…”

It was all the warning Sakura needed; she tore out of Tsunade’s office swearing under her breath, and didn’t stop until she reached the exam room.

Sakura ran through the list of standard questions, taking notes on Kurenai’s statements. They were standard, right off the form.  Shizune had handed her the papers, a puzzled smile on her face, and pointed her to exam room 3. Sakura had never given a prenatal by herself before, but neither one of them were about to argue Shishou’s orders.

“That all sounds really good, Kurenai, it sounds like you’re having a really easy time of it,” Sakura said, reaching for the tape measure. “Now for the hands on part. Just lay back so I can measure the baby. Looks like you’re almost three months along, so let’s just make sure the size is right for that.”

Kurenai gave her an encouraging smile, apparently picking up on Sakura’s nerves and slid to the edge of the table. She lay back, lower legs dangling. “Sakura?  I thought I saw Shizune on my way in. Did something happen?”

“Hm?” Sakura fumbled with the paper tape, trying to remember just how to position it to get an accurate measure. “Oh, Tsunade asked me to fill in all of a sudden. I’m not sure why.”

Kurenai’s red-brown eyes looked curious at this. “Really?”

Sakura felt her face getting hot all over again. She shrugged and felt for Kurenai’s pubic bone; she secured the tape to start from here. Stringing the other end up and over the little bump, she pushed gently into Kurenai’s abdomen for the top of the fundus. There, halfway between the bone and her navel.

She strung the tape over and wondered, imagined what it might feel like to grow like this, to have someone else inside you, tumbling and turning and kicking from the inside. She imagined the pain of labor, and being handed a slick little pink body, limp from exhaustion—looking up into clear blue eyes filled with excitement and rimmed with tears…

“Release.” Kurenai gasped.

Sakura sat back, blinking, and scribbled the measurement into the chart. “That’s right on target, Kurenai. Normal as…”

“Sakura,” Kurenai’s eyes danced in amusement and maybe amazement as well.

“It just couldn’t be more normal, Kurenai, like a textbook. What…what’s wrong?”

“You don’t know what you just did?”

“Measured the growth of your baby?”

“Oh, you did, Sakura, but you also worked a pretty intense genjutsu.”

Sakura forced her mouth to close. Ridiculous. She scoffed. “I’m not a genjutsu user.”

“You know, Kakashi once told me I’d have to train you one day. He insisted from the start you were a genjutsu type.”

“I am not!”

“Has that been happening a lot lately? Daydreams that feel real?”

Oh, how did she know about that? “Er…I guess…”

“Have you drawn anybody else into them? In addition to me?”

“I…” Her breath caught; Ichiraku today. No wonder Kakashi had scampered right up to Tsunade’s office and given her an earful. No wonder she had listened. She nodded, frightened at what could have happened had she been left alone with her bad boy addiction and a helpless Naruto. He couldn’t fight genjutsu with sharingan eyes, a mirror and a map.

Kurenai pulled herself up onto her elbows and laughed in a kindly sort of way. “I take it you imagined something you wouldn’t normally do?”

Sakura nodded again, choking on her own embarrassment. Whatever she had imagined doing to Naruto, he had imagined it too—and it had felt just as real to him. Her eyes widened, blood pounded in her neck. “Kurenai…what do I do…?”

“It’s a normal progression, Sakura. Sooner or later talents like genjutsu sort of…make themselves known. It would have been better if we had trained you before it surfaced, but…give me a couple sessions and we’ll have you back under control at least.”

“Sessions? Does this mean training?”

Kurenai nodded, eyes serious now. She sat up. “You really have to. This is only going to get stronger and more unpredictable unless you learn to control it.”

“Does anybody have to know?”

“Not unless you want them to. Your jutsu, your business. Unless you want me to clear it with Tsunade-sama first?”

Sakura shook her head, still not quite able to speak around her dry tongue. “I think she knows.”

Kurenai smiled again. “Yeah. I think you’re right or I’d be sitting here talking to Shizune.” The woman put a hand on Sakura’s slouching shoulder and brushed a lock of hair out of her face, sympathy smoothing her features. “It really is perfectly normal, Sakura. You have nothing to be embarrassed about.”

Tears started to prickle, and she felt her bottom lip start to shake. “But I…kissed Naruto…undressed him…it…it wasn’t a friendly kind of kiss…”

Kurenai laughed and gently lifted Sakura’s chin. “How did he act when the genjutsu ended? If I know Naruto…did he even catch on?”

“He didn’t seem to…”

The woman’s hand jostled her face and dropped away. “There you have it. You’re also forgetting, Sakura, he’s a teenage boy. He probably has daydreams like that about you, about anything female, all the time. Maybe not as intense, but still…you watch, he’s not going to treat you any differently at all. For him, nothing’s changed.”

“Oh,” she said, putting on a smile, but it wasn’t a relieving thought. What if I want it to change?!

“Look, why don’t I have you over for dinner, and I can teach you the basics. That way, no one has to know, right?”

Sakura nodded and turned their attention back to the checklist, wrapping up the exam. She waved goodbye to her new sensei and promised to see her later.

So she had a little genjutsu problem…and an addiction to dangerous power…and a physical need that no one was meeting.


She had named her problems and they should just go away now, right? But cleanly labeling her distractions hadn’t made them any easier—and hadn’t reduced them either.

If anything, the pull to step into a daydream with him loomed in her mind. Kurenai shouldn’t have said that bit about him not noticing, about nothing changing for him—the temptation almost made her blind as she finished the notes in Kurenai’s chart.

Then that little voice inside her touched the match to the fuel. What if I want it to change?!


~ by 千手 鼾弟子 Ibiki Teishi on January 10, 2009.

112 Responses to “Chapter 2: A Natural Obsession”

  1. 1st?

  2. 2nd

  3. ahhhh its awsomeness and funnieness and hotness ahhhh i want the next one ibiki GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!

  4. now going back and reading my post again that just doesnt sound right 😉

  5. Technically I am 3rd

    and man hotness mixed with awesomeness = this chapter


  6. @ coolbeans – thats why i dont like commenting that much … that shit always happens to me -_- lol. nice to know im not the only one who does it though

  7. Oh wow, Saskura’s a freaky girl, huh Ibiki! 😉

    “This addiction hadn’t even surfaced until she had seen the fox…until he had hurt her. Was it pain she was after? No, the attraction pulled her toward power; power and danger sucked at her, like iron to magnet.”

    Now if I can only somehow will myself into the story to scratch that…itch Sakura needs scratched. (Looks at Ibiki)

    *Next time on ‘A Natural Obsession’ Supertrek makes an appearance to do “special training” with Sakura!” 😉

  8. @ supertrek: nah get in line buddy me first

    *sends his assasins to get supertrek and watches him die from a nearby building*

    Ace – 1 Supertrek – 0

  9. *Kage Bushin dissapearas in a puff of smoke while the real Supertrek appears behind burningace with a kunai to his thorat*

    Supertrek: “I don’t take sloppy seconds”

    Burningace: *gulp*

    Ace- 0 Supertrek- 1

  10. everything around supertrek and burning ace disappears and they come back to reality. as they are laying on the ground tied together, they soon figure out that they were both under reflex’s genjutsu…. damn him to hell
    Reflex – 2 Supertrek – 0 Burningace – 0

  11. lol, a new challenger, eh.

    *Reflex goes in to finish off Ace and Supertrek, but the two soon realize the knots binding them must’ve been tied by some amateur boy scout who never got his Scout Badge*

    *The two easily escape and beat the living s**t outta Reflex and dump him into the garbage bin out back. Supertrek and Ace dust their hands off and go back to fighting each other again* ;p

    Supertrek- 1 Ace- 1 Reflex- 0

  12. Reflex: “did you think i would just let you escape from my genjutsu”

    *everything around supertrek and ace turns black*

    *Reflex says in creepy itachi voice* : *Your still caught in my illusion”

  13. Reflex to supertrek: “i have no intention of interfering with your “training with sakura” i just want your help in eliminating burningace. he is a missing-nin from hidden sand. will you help me??”

  14. Supertrek89: “Sure, why the hell not. I’m going to be late for my “training session” with Sakura at this rate. I got other clientele waiting by the way. Who else is going to help Hinata conquer her shyness?” 😉

    *Reflex unties Supertrek and they menacingly stand over a tied up Ace with wicked smiles on their face*

    Supertrek: Aright, this is getting to creepy for me you can finish him off yourself. I would hurry up if I were you though before he signs back in and fires off a rebuttal.

    *Supertrek leaves for Sakura patiently waiting* 🙂

  15. hey. i let you go so i get first training session with sakura. ^.^

    i’ll let you “train” with hinata though (it works out though cuz if i hadn’t let you go you wouldn’t get either one….) Are we agreed?

    Oh. i almost forgot. *stabs ace with a sword then uses fire element to burn his body* .. ok. i’m good now 😀

  16. Supertrek: “This is f****d up! *makes sure Ibiki is listening* Fine just go I’ll schedule Sakura for another date.”

    *Reflex starts to walk off and Supertrek appears behind him with a Kunai pressed against his throat*

    Supertrek: “I told Ace I don’t take sloppy seconds and now you’re in the way. Why don’t you go and take Ino Hmm…Agreed?”

  17. are you sure you want to do that…

    *grabs hand with kunai in it and puts you on the ground*

    dont make me kill you with your own kunai. *presses it on your throat*

  18. * Ace rises from the charred ashes* You don’t know the true extent of my power BWAHAHA don’t you know I am da Juggernaut BIETCH no that’s not right…well I am your worst nightmare…no…I burn yo ass alive!!!

    *crazy evil laugh* TIME TO DIE *engulfs reflex and supertrek in a sea of flames*

    Ace 2 Reflex 0 Supertrek 0

  19. lmao…oh you guys…sigh. This is MY genjutsu. Now go take a cold shower or have someone tap you on the shoulder.

  20. Now I am late for my late night “training” session with the ladies

    *steps over charred bodies*

  21. if only *sigh*

  22. wow ace. your more persistent than kimimaru. too bad i never released you from my genjutsu!!!
    *body turns into crows, which turn into kunai and attack you.* YOU WILL DIE!!!!

  23. lol ibi. i didnt know you were a genjutsu type!! way to ruin our fun!! d*mn you to hell!!!!!!

    hey supertrek, ace. i say we team up on ibi and force her to “change the story” we can fight amongst ourselves late k?

  24. *wakes up from Ibiki’s genjutsu and finds the other two guys groggily snapping out of it too.* *Supertrek takes a hammer and konks the guys over the head with it and races off into the night for his “training session”* 🙂

  25. Or what I just posted could happen. ;p

  26. super. we got to get ibi before fight each other!!! didnt i just say that!! *turns towards ibi and begins making fire element seals*

  27. @ super – there is no way you can beat ibi yourself. she is too strong + she’s got the swayze on her side… wait. if thats true we don’t stand a chance.. I SURRENDER IBI!!!!

  28. Supertrek: “Fine.” *begins making advanced summoning seals*

    *Ibiki smack the s**t outta both of them*

    Supertrek: *Shakily gets back up with a big red hand mark on his face* “How can we stand against someone so powerful?”

  29. (ignore the comment about me surrendering 🙂 )

    i can do a revival jutsu (like orochimaru) if necessary

    *begins making seals while shadow clones attack ibi* “Almost ready”

  30. mmmm peper jack cheese

  31. mmmm munster cheese

  32. Supertrek: *Summons Captain Planet with the ultimate summoning seal* “Alright now I’m ready…but you gotta make the first move.”

    *Supertrek takes a step back nearer to the exit sign just in case s**t gets crazy*

  33. listen. supertrek. *whispers* when i uses this resurrection jutsu im also gonna create a smoke bomb. in the smoke you and i are going to create a shadow clone and go meet up with sakura while our real bodies distract ibi. got it!

  34. Supertrek: *whispers* “Hell Yeah. Ready!”

  35. Yep!!
    Resurrection Jutsu!! Army of the Dead
    (revives every kazekage AND hokage)
    This’ll keep her busy for awhile eh??

  36. Supertrek: “Nice. I choose you Captain Planet! I’m not done yet! Mass Kage Bushin No Justsu. *1,000 clones appear* Now that will keep her ultra busy” *Reflex throws smoke bomb on floor and they race off to Sakura’s house*

    Supertrek: *Stops halfway there* “But wait who will “train” Sakura first? You know my policy.” *glares at Reflex*

  37. there has to be a way to resolve this issue right????

  38. Girls always want what they can’t have … *tee hee hee* … I see Sakura is no different! Now the questions becomes whether she will use her powers for good, or for LUST! LMAO

  39. Yeah, rock, paper, scissors!

  40. lol elfarren. we have to wait till tomorrow to see i guess..

  41. I choose Swayze. ;p

  42. no no supertrek. that won’t work. there has to be some sort of compromise.

    we need to hurry up cuz ibi has already killed the first hokage and the 3rd kazekage…. she is pissed!!!!! i still think we can beat her but we need to hurry up in case she wins

  43. Supertrek: “Alright, here’s the compromise…”

    *runs ahead of Reflex and locks him out of Sakura’s house*

    Supertrek: “Till we meet again. If I were you I’d better watch out. Here comes Ibiki.” 🙂

  44. She already has Swayze on her side

    Swayze = win yo

    *sneaks off before anybody notices to see the ladies*

  45. Damn it Supertrek!

  46. @ supertrek – turn around.

    4th hokage is standing there looking at you “hi” *beats the sh*t out of you*

    reflex goes into sakura’s room: “Victory is Mine!!”

  47. Lol, Victory Is Mine!!!

  48. too late. i already started!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! F*** YOU ALL!!!!! 😀

  49. Supertrek89: “WTF! Dammit, wait…what the hell am I doing?”

    *picks himself up and goes to Hinata who is 10 times hotter anyway*

    *Reflex is happy training Sakura*

    Ace: “I heard Ino needs to brush up on her skills too” *Ace heads over to Ino’s flower shop*

    Happy Ending? FIN 🙂

  50. I think we deserve an award after that. What say you comrades? 😀

  51. hey supertrek… i already trained hinat a few months ago anyways… good luck buddy 😀

  52. ps. none of them are hot -_- … except tsunade (kinda) and she would punch the sh*t our of you if you tried 🙂

  53. @ reflex: dude then why the fight?

    @ supertrek: I was here when it mattered 😀

  54. *Chuckle* That wasn’t Hinata, that was a tree stump kage bunshin disguised as Hinata. Was a the “traning” a little rough that night? 🙂

  55. @ ace – i wanted to fight cuz i wanted to prove that i was the best… hehe mission accomplished.

    @ supertrek – i think we need an award too. how about we all be made temporary admins… MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH… lol that would be the worst day in the history of this blog

  56. Dudes, srsly. If you get this wound up over my fics I won’t put any more up…for the good of the community. *whistles and looks at the ceiling*

    @elfarren: exactly. These guys don’t see I’m practically handing them the girl’s official playbook. Although…maybe it’s better they don’t. ^.^

  57. @ supertrek – I OBJECT.. it was hinata. trust me.. i checked…. twice.

    besides.. a tree stump can’t move like that!!!! lol was that inappropriate?

  58. @ ibi – i blame supertrek.

  59. @ reflex: yeah I think so too lol

    @ supertrek: I knew hinata was a little too hard a couple of nights ago

  60. @ burning ace… you think what too??
    oh n the thing about hinata… *LOL*

  61. @Ibiki: I’m sowwy. *puppy dog eyes*

    @Burningace: We’ll kill Reflex another time when Ibiki’s not looking. 🙂

  62. Holys**t I’m taking the blame and Ibiki’s wrath? Screw this *runs away*

  63. @ ibi.. i sorry too 😦

    ps. i dont think supertrek should be allowed to apologize on the basis that he started it. lol jk 😀

  64. lol. i think he should also take captain planet and jeremiah / kishi’s wrath too 😀

  65. Hey, I didn’t start anything. I was just minding my business with “training” Sakura until Ace ‘killed’ me. Then YOU interfered in our staged battle. Techincally Ace started it, you instigated it, and I’m the innocent ‘Trainer’. I say just drop it besides it’s already over and it was fun while it lasted. No hard feelings. ^^

  66. lol i know you didnt start it. it was a joke.. ( hence the 😀 ) … and yeah i agree lets just drop it 🙂

  67. On a lighter note good job Ibiki on chapter 2. Let’s all drink sake together to celebrate the series! Yohohohohoho

    *Ace and Reflex bring out the sake bottles*

    Evn though I don’t drink I’ll be more than happy to join in the festivities with some Brisk Ice Tea! 😀

  68. lol i dont drink sake either (yet), but someday…

    oh n i agree. ibi did do a good job on chapter 2, but somewhere out there, NaruHina fans are crying…

  69. @ibi… LMAO, you put everything a girl likes in this fic. girls love the powerful bad boy type since they think “I can make him love me and change him”. You also gave her the thing every girl wants, the power to seduce any guy she wants.

  70. @scorp: you’re on the right track, but my fic is never that simple. Expect rough seas ahead, matey.

  71. Teaching Sakura to use a power she unconsciously does already. What fresh madness is this, like looking into the Sharingun except for after those five seconds of sleep, whatever sanity Naruto had gone, from spending days of sexual mind torture…

  72. @ Kyouto: thats my kinda torture!

    @ Ibiki: Yeah I just got really got carried away by this. I honestly like goofing off alot because thats me lol.

    But it is vivid in detail and very descriptive which I really appreciate (just hope some people don’t take it too far *stares at supertrek and reflex*) I honestly am rooting for NaruSaku.

  73. @burningace: NaruSaku, HA don’t make me laugh it should never happen! I heard a rumor that Kishi was planning to put in a dating chapter with Naruto and Hinata some time in the future when things settle down. I’m one of those crying NaruHina fans Reflex talked about if you didn’t notice. 😉 I may follow up on Harshy’s idea; copy and paste the story on to word document and replace Sakura’s name with Hinata’s. All would be perfect then. 😀

  74. what!!! burning ace you bastard!!!! you and super were the one that started fighting. i just joined in to “quell” the situation!!! lol im jk.. your not a bastard… your worse!!!!!! 😀

    and how are we taking it too far if you said and i quote “I knew hinata was a little too hard a couple of nights ago” so yeah. how were we taking it too far!!!
    LOL i love the random conversations on this blog..

    @ kyouto – LOL . i love how you refer to it as “fresh madness” .. classic!!!
    oh and thats my kind of torture 😀

  75. Your good at this ^,^
    If only you drew some pictures to….

  76. im sorry supertrek, but i think narusasu is gonna win for one reason… the name of the manga is naruto.. naruto, the main hero and the character who the manga is about likes sakura… and in any movie/anime/manga, the main hero always gets the girl of his choice. therefore by the substitution property, naruto goes with sakura!! situation resolved. 😀

  77. schy you pervert… go to google images to look for that kind of stuff

  78. @schy: HOLY S**T! Why didn’t I think of that, damn. Pictures would be perfect I could go around the internet and find a plethora of risque pictures involving Naruto and Sakura! I’m sure Ibiki would be happy for my contribution. All you have to do is ask and I’ll deliver Ibiki. 😉

  79. lol supertrek… i already found a bunch when i was looking last week so…
    wait.. did i say last week… i meant 5 minutes ago.. yeah i found a bunch five minutes ago. not.. last.. week *looks around and runs to hide in a corner*

  80. @Everyone: Alright, this is for anybody who wants to make a new friend on Facebook. Look me up as Tarik Omar Muhammad I should be the only one on the entire network with that name :). Yes, I might as well come out and say it if you haven’t guessed it by now. I am Muslim but don’t worry I won’t blow up the website or kidnap you and yes Muslims do read and watch anime. If this comes as a shock to anybody well than you don’t know Muslims very well…we’re human too. Plus…ALRIGHT, that’s enough ranting I trust that the users on this website are kind and open-minded people, which is the reason I felt comfortable enough in telling you’ll my…profile. So if you all want to add me as friend just hit me up on Facebook and this is important…try leaving a comment to let me know who I’m adding as a friend. 🙂

    P.S. Sorry if I offended anyone with my blowing up the website joke. It’s just an automatic thing with me you know. I find myself defending my religion all too often sometimes. On a lighter note though there’s no time better to come out with some vital information than the present. So there it is all laid out on the table. Take it as you see it. 😀

  81. *Jeremiah shows up wearing his Akatsuki robe and hollow mask…*

    *Looks over at Ibi waiting for signal to use space time jutsu which would erase existance of comments unrelated to post*


  82. Sorry master Jeremiah

    *bows down to his godly existence*

  83. Holy S**T! Hollow Hokage Jeremiah is here! All of our posts are gonna die!!! (Please not the one about Facebook though!) Have mercy!!!!

  84. we should all fear the power of the mighty akatsuki admin 😀

  85. Time Space no jutsu! *_-

    *30+ comments dissapear*

    I left the funny ones and erased the chat room spam… consider yourselves lucky (O_O)

  86. OMG! WTF happened in here?!

    @supertrek and elfarren: glad you feel comfortable enough to let your identities through a little bit, and it’s nice to meet you. I think Naruto speaks to all of us who have been shut out at some point. It’s good to be here with you.

    @reflex: still not getting it, huh? You should be scared of ME. LMAO.

    @Jeremiah: if you gave them a chat room… @.@

  87. If you really did give us a chat room that would be pretty much be armageddon as we know it lol

  88. @ ibi – what did i do this time??
    oh and if you gave us a chat room, you would prolly have to take it down after a few hours or put some rules on it or something, cuz… damn………..

  89. ps. i am scared of you. very. very scared of you *hides in a corner and lays in fetal position*


  90. Isn’t it strange for Sakura to preform Genjutsu without Hand Seals? *Pulls off the hollow mask, that is dangerous Hokage/Fire Shadow of 1000 Hands*

  91. thats a good idea, but did you ever see itachi use hand seals?? im assuming that for genjutsu, hand seals aren’t really necessary

  92. No hand signs necessary when it leaks like this–the purpose of the seals is to focus the chakra and get it to behave as desired. What’s happening here is based on the genjutsu hijinks in the anime filler episode #203.

    The episode centers on Yakumo Kurama, Kurenai’s former student whose genjutsu was sealed at the request of the 3rd Hokage. She has a special kekkei genkai, but the premise of genjutsu leaking out of the subconscious, unbidden, comes from that episode.

  93. ibi – you never told me why you were mad at me…….

  94. dude, I was teasing. >.< If I was mad you’d honestly be reaching for gauze right now. ^.^

    Itachi can point his finger and cast genjutsu. But normally there is a hand sign…looks like tiger at least…

  95. What would Sai think, him and the books he reads are funny. Its odd that as an Anbu he even needs them though.

  96. !? wasn’t there a comment by Reflex before mine?

  97. WTF happened to my comment!!?!?!!??

  98. Twusant me that time… I just got on.

  99. i didnt even do anything wrong this time!!?!??!

  100. @ibi… hmmm could Kurenai’s condition be foreshadowing things to come for Sakura. That or she is going to go after two guys at once, mess things up with both of them and then make up with the one she wants at the end…

    Yeah, after I read anything I always think of the many different ways it could progress…what if Kurenai’s child is a crack addicted penguin that shares a resemblance to Kakashi dun dun dun…DRAMA!!!

  101. Don’t look at me I almost never use my editing powers (on others comments).

  102. raise your hand if you can barely stand up!!!?!!! could kurenais’s hand bannana sequence turn into a sakura power? … lol but ne ways this is awsome can at some point we get a naru/hina fan fic, i know your not a fan of that but…. id like to see it. totlally A plus on scorp on sakuras powers… lol but i think u already knew that ibi

  103. What?! You were attached to that comment? Shame on me…

  104. Naruto knows how to repel Genjutsu by this point right? Focusing Chakra to the brain. Then again if the jutsu is strong enough all Sakura needs is to get him in a position where there is no one around to return him from it. Though if Naruto thought it was a dream he probably wouldn’t try.

  105. no. i just wanna know why it was admin’d?

    (Moderator: It was moderated and ur pissing us off. Stop spamming, last warning. Goes to Jeremiah after this.)

  106. naruto cant fight genjutsu. the enemy you cant take your eyes off of is the enemy that will, “take you down” 1964 army journal and 2009 coolbeans in-your-end-o

  107. @scorp: you’ll just have to wait and see. great ideas as always.

    @coolbeans: I’m not a fan of Naruto / Sakura either, this one was done by request from a reader. Naruto / Hinata tho…I’d have to take a lot of liberties with Kishi’s work to be able to do it. I don’t think everybody would be happy with that.

    @Kyouto: technically he knows how to fight it, but has so far shown no ability to actually
    do so.

  108. Its true reflex was spamming, however it wasn’t made clear to him. He was defending a point made by him through making the silly counter that he said something for a reason. I think an explanation would solve what both are thinking. Though me saying any of this probably doesn’t help either…

    @Ibiki Understood, I think its good you researched this, the story feels complete because of that. Its very descriptive. What ideas are their for training Sakura’s Genjutsu. (Also I didn’t know you took requests, for fun may I ask if you could create a fanfic parody of this site and its users are if they were shinobe in the Naruto universe?)

  109. Kyouto: reflex has been warned about spamming before tonight, he knows the score (or should). A team of awesomeness worked with him tonight, not just me. Jeremiah has talked to him, again. Please rest assured that our behavior was not arbitrary or the work of one individual.

    A great idea about the parody…I think there is something in the works already. @.@

  110. Shit! i can’t even do the “hinata”-“Sakura” switch in this one….it makes the storyline way too creepy…

  111. @ ibi: NaruSaku in my opinion makes so much more sense to me personally (and yes this is my defense for all NaruSaku fans out there even if people are stuck on em breaking apart).

    During the age that they are apart, you know that Naruto had to cross her mind a lot. Not only as a friend but as a comrade.

    Those feelings eventually grew into (I can’t think of the best way to put it)an admiration and a infatuation. You heard it from her too. She cared for Naruto more than ever because of the struggles he has faced and the prejudice because of the fox. I know that she might be still harboring past feelings for Sasugay (emphasis on the gay), but I think Naruto is up there now. He has protected her with everything he has got before, he has grown up (even though he is following in his master’s footsteps), and I think this story is going to end in Naruto’s favor, unlike the past events between Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade.

    (Damn if this is a long post I am sorry, just trying to prove a point)

  112. @burningace-
    you should emphasize sasuGAY a lot more by writing GAY in caps


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