UPDATED Danzo and Kaiza – Is there a connection? (The 1st Annual CRACK ME UP / THEORY Fiction Contest)
UPDATE: No manga this week, so I’m hoping we get a few more entries on this. We’ve heard from 2 of the 3 Sannin (someone poke Erich and see if we can get a third before school starts up again). There are some great entries, but it’s time to set a deadline.
I’ll accept entries until the Blog reads Midnight on January 8th. Bear in mind that your entry is not the fic I’ll be writing (unless you request me to write it up).
If you don’t want to enter, feel free to volunteer to help me judge. I’ll be picking two people who don’t comment here and two registered awesomeness users to help me judge both categories. If you would like to be an official judge, leave me a comment and I will contact you on your registered e-mail.
ORIGINAL CONTEST POST: Well, in the absence of manga goodness, I (Mollie, aka Ibiki Teishi) have a picture to share with you. Just to give us all something to do.
Extra points to anyone who can actually make me LOL. Really LOL. Super bonus points to someone who can make me LOL and give me something to really think about. In fact, I’ll write two fanfics for the best in show: a brief crack fic for the funniest entry (and I may need to gather a panel of judges for this) and a more legit story whoever comes up with the best theory. Winners will provide me with a prompt and the kind of story they want to read (if they even want a fic) and I’ll take care of the rest (I hope–here’s your chance to really put me in a corner writing wise).
My guess is Danzou is going to resurface here in the next couple of issues and reveal a bit more about his double seekrit coup plot. So now is the time to lay down your predictions, spout off speculation like a drunken ass and start a coup d’etat betting pool.
Kaiza, you remember him, from the building of the Great Naruto Bridge? Where Haku pranced around like a Geisha and the Team 7 boys trained and ate till they puked in the name of being the best of the best of the best. Remember that little kid who got picked on by all the other boys and was rescued by this mysterious stranger? The stranger’s name is Kaiza and Ganache or Gateau or Chocolate Cake or whatever had him executed for standing up against corporatocracy. Yeah…that guy.
Now when I showed that anime arc at home, Danzou was already starting to be a douche in the manga, and I kept looking at Kaiza saying…there’s something up with him. The way he looks. I think it’s his chin. WTH? Why does he seem so damn familiar? Why is he totally giving me the creeps…he seems like such a nice guy…
Months later, when Danzou swings into sincere, unquestionable douchbaggery, the resemblance is uncanny. So tell me why do these two both have hot-cross-bun chins? Who the hell is Kaiza? And is he part of the reason Danzou-roach is aspiring to megalomania from under Konoha?