The Swayze Invades my Home
Awright, I’m feeling swamped, so the radio silence on my end is me and midterm pain. But I had to come back and make a quick comment tonight because the Swayze has invaded my personal space at home, and I think you all should suffer with me know about it.
Someone at my house put Stargate in the Blue-ray last night. We would have used Hungry Ghost Realm’s head, but it’s encoded for mainland China, and contaminated with melamine–but hey, high protein breakfast cereal is great for body building.
Yeah, I know, you’re throwing stuff at me because it was Stargate (why? and why isn’t she talking about Naruto?). I like the special effects.
Of course we get almost to the end, and my guy (who isn’t awesome enough to have read this blog) out of the blue says, “that’s a great line, that line Swayze says right there: ‘give my regards to King Tut, asshole.'” (That’s the place in the movie when one of the Ra toadies get sliced in half by the transporter rings that look like a stack of radials.) I searched all over the internet and didn’t find one clip of it, sadly.
So, after I cleaned up the soda I sprayed all over the couch, I had to explain that. wasn’t. Swayze. Although I can understand the confusion–Kurt Russell may be Swayze’s older, awesomer brother-though Kurt’s mullet never got as splendiferous as Swayze’s.
If you ask me, there’s a lot of family resemblance…
So, you all have successfully invaded my homelife with the Swayze and the awesomeness, and after midterms I’ll be back with some crackpot Naruto theory. I promise. (Goes off wondering if Hungry Ghost also works as an upholstery steamer, because that soda stained…)