A Dream of Awesomeness…
After having a long day at work, I decided to catch up on the latest episode chapters of One Piece, Naruto, and Bleach as well as the new anime episode with Jiraiya’s fight with Pein as well as other random episodes. 1 1/2 hour later, I started to get tired and decided to call it a day and went to sleep…
I usually don’t remember my dreams because of 2 reasons. 1. is because nothing worth remembering happened and 2. I usually wake up late and don’t get the chance to remember it, thus forgetting it in the process. Well Friday morning was different. I actually remembered it. So i decided to let you guys in on it…
It starts out with me being in the back area outside at my job. I was sitting near the lake’s edge just staring at the duck swimming in it so peacefully. Then suddenly the ducks began to swim away from a nearby ripple pattern, while squeaking and making honking sounds. This grabbed my attention and suddenly noticed a strange pattern in the water. I stood up to get a closer look and realized that it was an alligator, possibly 3-5 feet long. It was a small one, but none the less a dangerous one.
I started to look for something to possbily scare it away from the ducks but couldn’t find anything. The alligator must have read my mind and began to head for a duck that was about 8 feet away from him. His target was one of the new ducks that just joined the group. I’ll say it was he, since I’m no ducktarian..lol; the duck was mostly black, green, and white. Doing there usually diving and surfacing the duck probably didn’t notice the alligator. Suddenly, all the ducks began to head for land sensing the alligators presense.
At that moment, I jumped in the lake to fight the alligator. For what reason I don’t know, but I found myself trying to grab the alligator and drowning it. Yeah, don’t tell me I know that you can’t drown an alligator, but i wasn’t thinking just doing. While trying to shrug me off the alligator manage to make my arm slip and took advantage of that and got a tastes of my delicious arm. At that moment I looked to find my arm gushing out some blood. I can actually remember myself snapping and this is where it gets wierd…I went into Sagemode…yes…I said it..Sagemode. I knew I had only a few moments to take care of this or I be in a worse situation. I reached for both ends of his mouth and began to separate his upper and lower jaw. When I was finally done pulling them apart I felt no resistance any more and let go. After a deep and relaxing sigh i swam back to a nearby bench and layed down to catch my breathe. The wound on my arm stopped bleeding and seem to already scabbed up.
The next thing I remember is waking up and LMAO almost tearing up. I guess I should lay off of Naruto before I got to sleep now…
First? HA! It can be done!! :p
This sounds like it was a pretty entertaining dream
I wish I could go sagemode on someone/something in my dreams, but alas, I only ever fight zombies >_< Yes, I'm that into zombies … sad but true LOL
Hmmm…interestink. Lie back on ze couch and ve vill assess zis dream of yourssss.
I don’t think I dream anymore. Dreaming requires sleep. Wrestling alligators in sage mode? complete awesomeness. I think your inside brain is trying to tell your outside brain that you have a lot more power in you than you ever imagined. Nice.
i don’t think i’ve even had a dream in years. television, the internet and halo have dulled my imagination into nothing.
the dreams i used to have were more like action movies, but like horror action movies. like starship troopers, or Aliens, or land of the dead, u know, they arent actually scary at all. but i used to think they were really cool.
all the people in m,y class who i hated used to die, and me and my friends would have last stands and defeat the zombies, and because i was 8, my dad would always save the day, because when you’re 8, your dad ALWAYS saves the day.
@kumori: thanks for the compliment…lol i don’t think i met/talked to you but its good to hear some thing positive feedback..
@elasticated: yeah my pops was/is still someone i still look up to. I haven’t played halo in months maybe its a sign i should get back to that…(im a Masterseargent till i die in that game…the insignia looks way better than a general…lo..
@everyone: im glad a few of you checked it out. i was hoping that it wouldn’t be a bust with 0 comments or even views…
‘Til the next post i bid you guys farewell and keep up the post..
@ Shinobimadness – That is an awesome dream! Let’s hope PETA doesn’t hear about your abuse of animals though. However, if they do, then you can simply go sagemode on them.
(Please go sagemode on them, they are mostly douches)
@ Elfarren – There was a skit on a show called “Kids in the hall” where they fought zombies, well, sortof fought them. Very funny stuff.
that dream was awesome but trust me iv had weireder like eg me in naruto world and me getting married to naruto and sasuke
so weired
@ Prawl: we’re safe, but for how long? To this day when I hear zombie I hear Dunn da dunh da Dunn da naaa… I thought I was the only one who remembered.
@madness: that’s ok…let’s just say I remember you and leave it at that.
OMG LMFAO @ “The alligator must have read my mind and began to head for a duck”
That was an awesome dream! If anything its inspired me to watch anime just before bed tonight.
@ prawl – I love Kids in The Hall!
Skip to 1:35 ^_^
LMFAO!!! Shinobi dude that was a mix of both One Piece and Naruto! XD
The black, green, and white duck = Zoro
You got your arm bitten off by a sea creature = Shanks
Sage Mode = Naruto
LOL, I was laughing the entire time I read this and put it all together. great post.
@super: haha now that you mention it, it does have some similarities to it…